What we actually call Thomas

Here are the names we actually call this child (in no particular order - and I challenge you to figure out which ones come from André and which ones come from me):

Baby Boy
Babycakes
Sweet One
T Rex
T Man
Squirt Beast
Sprout
Squeaker bait
Mister Mister
Sweetie Bear
Thomas Mohandas
Thomas Amongus

and the most common - in fact, the way we refer to him most of the time: "Squeaker". ("How's the squeaker?" "The squeaker's asleep.")